OLW is Punny!

Here are the water puns, jokes and idioms you shared through the 2022-23 annual Network survey — in both official languages.

English

Barely keeping "afloat" processing my WQ data...
Best fishes (as an email sign off).
Bucket half full…
Downstream effects, high water mark.
Getting your sea legs!
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?: “Water you doing tonight?”
It flows naturally. Going with the flow.
It's not so much a pun, but we always say that in New Brunswick, you can't go very far without getting your feet wet!
Let minnow if you need anything.
Let's explore how these ideas 'flow' together.
Long tide, no sea.
Mother, mother, may I go for a swim? Yes, my darling daughter - hang your clothes on a hickory limb, but don’t go near the water.
No water pun but here's a good salmon joke: What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get *salmonella*.
No worries, it's water under the fridge.
Shallow romp in a deep pond.
Sorry, I'm drowning in work and fighting the current, can't think of any ;)
Water over a dam.
Water you… talking about, up to, doing today? Water puns anyway?
We are big fans of dry humour ;)
We know that H20 is water but what is H204? For sustaining healthy communities and ecosystems of course!
We pun enough to make everyone puncomfortable. We love to coho-perate with others. We often say to ourselves what a water-ful world.
What did everyone say when the boiling water died? He would be mist.
What did one lake or ocean say to the other lake or ocean ? A: Nothing, it just waved :P
What did the wave say to the shore? Sea you later.
What is the king's favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course!
When it rains, it pours.
Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why is the ocean always on time? She likes to stay current. :)

Français

N'importe quel mot (m'eau?) finissant en « o » : Eau revoir (classique !). Brav’Eau ! Balad'eau. Phot'eau. EauTrement. RésEautage. Eau-nouvelles. Lab'Eau. RésEau. EAU plaisir. Agir bleu, c'est agir EAUtrement.
Joyeux Noël Eau Eau !

Bilingual — bEAUnus points!

I take l'eau blows all the time!

About Rebekah Kipp

Network Communications Lead, Our Living Waters: mother, freshwater champion, beachcomber, and origami enthusiast

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